santa claus is sick
last night he drank too much
its his goddamned nagging wife
mrs. claus is a muther-humpin bitch

oooh no! no no no no!
ho ho ho ho!

santa claus is sick
last night he screwed a dirty old whore
too fucked up to wear a rubber
now theres a pussing shanker on his dick

santa claus is sick
santa claus is sick

so this christmas itchy is coming
hes gonna shit on your living room floor
instead of leaving a cheap plastic toy

santa claus is sick
santa claus is sick

i am a retard (is that you, dad?)
oooh no! no no no no!
ho ho ho ho!

santa claus is sick
santa claus is sick